Superb Desi Puns

1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline.

2. Mayawati ctrl+all+dalit

3. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it’s a do or dhai situation.

4. Vishwanathan Anand gets tense when the waiter asks, ‘Check de doon’.

5. A potato was grilled by cops; after two hours of torture, it gave in, ‘Main Batata hun, main Batata hun…’

6. A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stainless steal.

7. Sita after seeing Hanuman in Lanka for the first time, ‘Yahoo! Messenger’

8. Friends pay food bills on a de-tu-de basis.

9. ‘I laughed yesterday’ in Hindi, ‘Michael Hussey’

10. An old lady asked me the way to the temple; I replied, ‘Magistrate’

11. Rahul Dravid’s wristwatch is technically a wall clock.

13. Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates.

14. The way to the cemetery, ‘Go straight and take the last rite.’

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