Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife Sherry, with a look of question on his face. 'I'll never understand why the biggest schmucks get the most attractive wives.'
His wife replies, 'Why thank you, dear!'