A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and requests a $5,000 dollar loan for an upcoming trip out of the country.
The bank agrees but tells her she must give them some collateral before they give her the money. 'No problem. Here's the title to my Rolls Royce, it's parked out front.'
The bank gladly excepts and gives her the loan. As the blonde is leaving they all joke about how she left such an expensive car as collateral for such a small bank loan.
After a week had passed the blonde returns to the bank to repay the loan and the interest. The interest came out to be $17.53. The loan officer asks her 'Miss, why did you need the $5,000? We checked into your account and saw that you are a very wealthy lady.'
The blonde replied, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for a week for only $17 and know that it will be there when I get back?'