The Tearful Bride…

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, 'Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.'
'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'
'No, mother,' you don't understand.
'I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!'
'Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!' says her mom.
'Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.'
'No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket.'
'Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane ticket for?'
'Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said –
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!'

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